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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Scribe

Can I order beer here?

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Saphire24
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Saphire24
3,110 posts
Scribe

I am willing to become a bartender, if the job is still open....

SSTG
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SSTG
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I am willing to become a bartender, if the job is still open....

Yest it is.
daleks
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daleks
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Chamberlain

Do you actually know how to make mixed drinks @Saphire24?

eliakith
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eliakith
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Someone get the piano man to play a song.

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Piano man? We're in a tavern. Get that lazy bard over here!

apldeap123
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apldeap123
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Farmer

HahiHa, while you're here, can you let me make some drinks?

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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*does uh uh uh anyone got a couple of pens? i need them for my uh uh uh...work

*passes him a pencil* Here, science man. May I propose a few evil traps you could add to your plans? * Eyes start to glow maniacally*

HahiHa, while you're here, can you let me make some drinks?

I don't have the keys, but just put your application with Saphire's over there.
apldeap123
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apldeap123
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Eh, why not? Hey, now I'm a defense attorney and a bartender!

Saphire24
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Saphire24
3,110 posts
Scribe

Kind of....Ish...some.... I'm a very quick learner.

SSTG
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SSTG
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Someone get the piano man to play a song.

Piano man? The AG tavern is set in the Medieval time. There might be a few minstrels somewhere that wouldn't mind showing their musical talents.

I don't have the keys, but just put your application with Saphire's over there.

I gave the keys to daleks so he's the boss until I'm back from my trip around the World. I'm a Medieval knight merchant, remember? Anyone wants some tea from Ceylon? I'm also going to get pepper and clove (for those who never brush their teeth) from Malacca.
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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lonely souls

Dont fret mate, no lonely souls here. I think I traded my soul somewhere for some spare bullets anyway... Cant seem to recall. Anyhow, come on over here and have a seat! I brought my own liquor, and let me tell you, its not too bad.
*Quickly pulls out a large bottle of clear liquid and two shot glasses, then fills them up*

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Nice drink you have there. *smells drink before tossing evil's bottle away*
I applaud your attempt at trying to poison our patrons evilsweetblock. Unfortunately, this isn't a BYO tavern so it's not exactly welcome here.
*grabs a random person's drink before taking a swig from it*

Frank_Frooton
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uh, well, mister bartender man there sir, has the coffee shipment come in yet? 'cause i'm really hankerin' for a cuppa joe.

231terminator
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231terminator
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that uh uh was my plan, annhilate the Knogregate pirates with uh uh uh magic stuff or something. Or something more practical such as Tungsten Rods fired from a space station reaching terminal velocity of 1,280,000 MPH and crashing into them with little to no fallout! but its all theoretical.....

FishPreferred
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Or something more practical such as Tungsten Rods fired from a space station reaching terminal velocity of 1,280,000 MPH and crashing into them with little to no fallout!

Wouldn't the heat of atmospheric entry exceed their boiling point by ~500000K?

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